If you joined early on our live stream & heard the sound of running water, we were unaware the pre service comfort break was being broadcast all over the you tubes.

Shhhhh! Say nothing

Glory be! What wonderful news to unite Ulster Scots Presbyterians! A wonderful investment which we are cheering on!

It’s a look....

Good Lord!

This is an early prototype of RoboRev©️, the RevBot3000 completing handshake tests earlier this year.Unfortunately it failed the Ulster ‘double-handed awkwardly long handshake’ test required for NI churches. So if u could keep your handshakes brief for now it would be appreciated

It was proposed today that Portglenone First, Second and Third should amalgamate. Some buildings would close. Third first, first second but not second. Second would go forth. But what should the new church be called?

I think we can shed some light on this. [No pun intended] Unfortunately Presbyterians had to discontinue the use of candles in 1789. There was no longer a budget for it due to continually poor United Appeal collections.

We are little insulted about being put last on the list of churches, two behind the Methodists! But anyway. Thankfully the other churches have caught up. Many of our members have being wearing masks to church for a long time. google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.…

Special thanks to the ‘powers that be’ in Church House. We can work safely in our bubble. Well we could until we got furloughed. This account is administered by a bot now. Well by ‘bot’ I mean, ‘volunteer’. Well by volunteer I mean, ‘my wife’. Well I have final say of course. So.

Covid outbreak in Free Presbyterian church. The only reasonable cause of this has to be that Catholics have secretly been attending services. newsletter.co.uk/news/people/li…

Imagine a church that led by example. That closed it's doors FIRST - not forcibly, because it cared most for the people it served. The community. Imagine that. (It would also be bankrupt - we're just imagining of course)

We want to reiterate that you cannot catch the COVID in churches. That's why we've been welcoming the elderly all through lockdown.

The Rev Trevor Gribben, representing Presbyterians said today: "It is of course regrettable and disappointing that over these next few weeks our congregations will no longer be physically gathering for worship." The virtual church offering plate is open 24/7.

We are incredibly excited about our ‘On These Steps’ event taking place this Friday when we will celebrate the high point of Irish division and the proud moment we welcomed the fledgling N.I. parliament into our very own Union Theological College. [nb. This is private event]