One of these things is not like the other

“I miss you” Me trying to figure out who’s number this is:

when i wake up from a “quick” nap & it’s dark outside

this what hinge feel like

Happy pride month y’all

The only true way to get rid of a mosquito bite

“Go piss girl” has done irrevocable damage to my psyche

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

trader joe's orange chicken in the air fryer, trader joe's fried rice on the pan

me n my home girl in the mirror before we go out

me after spending all my money because i had a bad day:

me going through the day being able to control my mouth but not my facial expressions

when you finally catch up on the tiktoks they sent you

Netflix saying LIB reunion is on at 9 PM EST: Netflix at 9 pm EST: #loveisblind

Start a fire> put it out > take credit for putting it out. I’m glad we all see this coming a mile away

summer is going to feel like this

"I hear very few people are gonna be there" -Donald Trump, 10/15/25