At the bar and just met the creator of BUZZ BALLS

That’s so crazy you’re not a big fan of labels because I’ve labeled you as a little BITCH

Just had drinks with coworkers and The Regret Of Everything I Did and Said That Was Weird is setting in

Used to feel so sad for my uncles friend that came to every family event. I thought sad….. he doesn’t have a family. Then, I realized

Exactly a year ago, armed neo nazis protested a drag event in Ohio while chanting 'there will be blood.' The police did nothing.

Today, the police are beating college students at Ohio state for protesting against genocide.

This is all absolutely so fucking insane I have no hope for this country

Hahahahahah

Hi, frequent and expert cryer in Ubers here. This is actually a sign of distress for the Uber driver.

Is this bad

Stomach hurts. Didn’t realize that could happen to me

Onto my next boyfriend

????

I watched this movie tonight. It was AWFUL and I am SHOCKED

She is going to break her neck

Worried about this guy

Felicia showed me this sticker and I go “Narwhals?”

All the beautiful women have strep throat rn

There’s a fricken shrimp in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch