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TransPanini Express

@tpe_slay

buggering the Pennines since 2017. don’t expect a friendly hello! (parody)

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calendar_today20-11-2023 21:17:18

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We’re delighted to be featured on the GBRP page to celebrate we’re cancelling all trains for the next 7 days Have a shite day ^AT

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We’re happy to hear your feedback on our company however I feel you should maybe fix your hairline it’s in another postcode x AT^

We’re happy to hear your feedback on our company however I feel you should maybe fix your hairline it’s in another postcode x

AT^
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⚠️SERVICE UPDATE we have been informed the great tripod slayer also known as Harvey smith has followed us we DO NOT encourage behaviour such as this all the buses harvey you are hear by banned from all of our stations and trains

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⚠️SERVICE DISRUPTION ALERT⚠️ Due to New year's eve, all our staff are on strike whilst they recover from their hangovers. Anyone seeking transport on our network, please contact Northern Fail for alternative arrangements.

⚠️SERVICE DISRUPTION ALERT⚠️

Due to New year's eve, all our staff are on strike whilst they recover from their hangovers.
Anyone seeking transport on our network, please contact <a href="/northernfailway/">Northern Fail</a> for alternative arrangements.
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Alright lads the 1030 Glasgow central-Liverpool lime street is cancelled due to the driver being bloated from fifers force feeding him sheep jobby we actually do apologise for this because it’s fifers fault… AL^

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DECEMBER TIMETABLE CHANGE All services will be swapped for class 150/1s from Northern Fail on our west coast corridor with a train every 2 weeks while all other services will be turned into ECS moves for drivers going to party’s and the pub!

DECEMBER TIMETABLE CHANGE

All services will be swapped for class 150/1s from <a href="/northernfailway/">Northern Fail</a> on our west coast corridor with a train every 2 weeks while all other services will be turned into ECS moves for drivers going to party’s and the pub!