We’re delighted to be featured on the GBRP page to celebrate we’re cancelling all trains for the next 7 days Have a shite day ^AT

Could Liam Fogarty-hill please report to reception at Manchester Piccadilly we want a word AT^

We’re happy to hear your feedback on our company however I feel you should maybe fix your hairline it’s in another postcode x AT^

^AT here for the morning shift all services are delayed and cancelled Until further notice x

Our trains, your tracks. Everywhere has a buncha cracks somewhere. ;)-JD

⚠️SERVICE UPDATE we have been informed the great tripod slayer also known as Harvey smith has followed us we DO NOT encourage behaviour such as this all the buses harvey you are hear by banned from all of our stations and trains

⚠️SERVICE UPDATE Due to snow in Scotland services in England are cancelled or delayed tickets are being accepted on Grand Cancel AT^

Due to me not being arsed all services are cancelled x ^AT

Up yours then TPE Customer Assist AT^

We thought you liked TRANSpennine express 😰

Merry Christmas All trains are cancelled obviously That’s a present to ourselves😍 AT^

⚠️SERVICE DISRUPTION ALERT⚠️ Due to New year's eve, all our staff are on strike whilst they recover from their hangovers. Anyone seeking transport on our network, please contact Northern Fail for alternative arrangements.

Been a while I’ve been planning a shite happy new year and all that like ^AT

Alright everyone? Had my head freezed back again trains are still cancelled! Have a shite day x

Alrighty lads already on the grind today at TPE HQ! ^AT

Alright lads the 1030 Glasgow central-Liverpool lime street is cancelled due to the driver being bloated from fifers force feeding him sheep jobby we actually do apologise for this because it’s fifers fault… AL^

2 years late and counting! The services return to Manchester will also not run! AT^

DECEMBER TIMETABLE CHANGE All services will be swapped for class 150/1s from Northern Fail on our west coast corridor with a train every 2 weeks while all other services will be turned into ECS moves for drivers going to party’s and the pub!