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Transport Failed London

@failedlondon

We’re here to not help you get where you’re going in London as we're useless

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calendar_today15-10-2023 13:52:51

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We've secured a range of offers that could help you to spend more money and have more polluted transport 💚 Offers include 🚲More expensive bike, e-bikes and e-scooter hire 🚗Non ULEZ compliant car rental 🚌Euro 2 and 3 buses return to the streets

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We've suspended the Bakerloo line due to planned works and the fact one of our ancient trains broke down. Good luck getting around now!

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We're jumping onto whatever the hell the #FortniteBigBang is and we're doing a Big Bang the Central line. Severe delays, part suspended, we've got it all.

We're jumping onto whatever the hell the #FortniteBigBang is and we're doing a Big Bang the Central line. 

Severe delays, part suspended, we've got it all.
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Ride the Route W5 from #Archway to #Harringay with our QUALITY 16 year old Enviro 200s and totally adequate Optare Solos! More reliable than the New Crapmaster, mind you.

Ride the Route W5 from #Archway to #Harringay with our QUALITY 16 year old Enviro 200s and totally adequate Optare Solos!

More reliable than the New Crapmaster, mind you.
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These non ULEZ friendly Class 56 trains with freight wagons are soon coming to the Elizabeth Line. Less capacity and worse for the environment, just what we want!

These non ULEZ friendly Class 56 trains with freight wagons are soon coming to the Elizabeth Line. Less capacity and worse for the environment, just what we want!
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Just because its Christmas, doesnt mean we've shut down this account, but everything TFL has shut down today so good luck getting about.

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Chiltern Failways is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on Transport Failed London Metropolitan Line.

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Heathrow Expense is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on Transport Failed London Elizabeth Line or Piccadilly Line (which you should do anyway)

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Did you know our headquarters computers use a version of Windows 8.1 which expired in 2014? Meaning we have to restart our crap computers every hour!

Did you know our headquarters computers use a version of Windows 8.1 which expired in 2014? Meaning we have to restart our crap computers every hour!