We are proud to annonce Stageflop South East (inactive) Worstcoach Group are taking over the trams in Croydon. They will make sure the tragic 2016 incident is not repeated aswell.

Hiya Jhopz we demand you to put 19131-19140 back on the 61/261 ASAP. Thank you!

We've secured a range of offers that could help you to spend more money and have more polluted transport 💚 Offers include 🚲More expensive bike, e-bikes and e-scooter hire 🚗Non ULEZ compliant car rental 🚌Euro 2 and 3 buses return to the streets

We've suspended the Bakerloo line due to planned works and the fact one of our ancient trains broke down. Good luck getting around now!

Due to current events, we will not be tweeting on here until further notice. This account will no longer be monitored as well.

NOTE: We have cancelled The Go-Away Group Route 157 contract which is set to start on 2nd December. It will instead go back to Abellio with quality Gemini 1s.

Great work Network Fail derailing trains during your engineering "works"

We're jumping onto whatever the hell the #FortniteBigBang is and we're doing a Big Bang the Central line. Severe delays, part suspended, we've got it all.

Ride the Route W5 from #Archway to #Harringay with our QUALITY 16 year old Enviro 200s and totally adequate Optare Solos! More reliable than the New Crapmaster, mind you.

Our bus tracking has broken again on bustimes.org. Good luck knowing where your bus is.

These non ULEZ friendly Class 56 trains with freight wagons are soon coming to the Elizabeth Line. Less capacity and worse for the environment, just what we want!

Just because its Christmas, doesnt mean we've shut down this account, but everything TFL has shut down today so good luck getting about.

Amazing stuff!

We're saddened to hear another one of our Optare electric buses has set on fire. These buses really are crap arent they?

Chiltern Failways is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on Transport Failed London Metropolitan Line.

Heathrow Expense is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on Transport Failed London Elizabeth Line or Piccadilly Line (which you should do anyway)

Another one of our awful buses has set on fire 😒

Did you know our headquarters computers use a version of Windows 8.1 which expired in 2014? Meaning we have to restart our crap computers every hour!

Well that explains why the Central Line is so hot.