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Chaos For Wales

@chaosforwales

Here at Chaos For Wales, we strive to cancel as many services as we can and the ones we do run will be packed like sardines and delayed.

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calendar_today06-10-2023 16:47:02

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New: Pay As You Go has been introduced in South East Wales meaning you can now see how much money you're wasting by traveling with us on your phone. It also means that you can't claim delay repay and you can't use railcards you even more money for us!

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We're timetabling hourly Chester-Liverpool services from Monday 12 February 2024. We'll cancel half of them to retain a bi-hourly service anyway.

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Guess what? Because we wanted to save costs on driver training, drivers no longer sign via Stafford meaning you can't get between Shrewsbury and Birmingham and vice versa.

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We're not impacted by ASLEF strike action between 7 May and 9 May 2024. We don’t need strike action for our services to be crap anyway.

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We're investing in new technologies for request stops, where instead of signalling to the non-existent train, you have to press a button which will use a system that doesn't work to alert the non-existent train. Sounds good? No? Tough!

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Ah yes Rail 200! What a celebration! Time to celebrate the success of the railways, and how privatisation and underfunding ruined them!

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England V Wales tonight so expect services to be busy! Rest assured, we've put zero extra capacity on our trains, so look forward to the 153s! Come on England!!!!!