That feeling a man makes you feel during the 3 week “nice guy” subscription >>>

i’m pro- do whatever the fuck you want because you get 1 life.

i hate when energy drinks are marketed toward men. what could they possible need energy for? telling lies??

Me🤝🏼having no self control & being impulsive

Been telling my friends I want to go to the casino for weeks now, no one would go with me. So I decided to go by myself. Anyways, I spent $160 and ended up cashing out these two plus a $178. Not bad for a day off 😌

I’m not just saying this the show in Minot North Dakota tonight may have been the wildest show of my fucking life —WOW WOW WOW- thank y’all

Just popping in to say that men who beat women are scum. That’s all.

Live, Laugh, Love. But mostly Laugh. And by laugh, I mean cackle.

Friendly reminder that nothing you say or do can ever change someone unless they truly want to change for themselves. You can give someone all the love, kindness, time, etc. in the world and it won’t matter. So save yourself the trouble and just let them go.

Me & who??

I hate temporary shit, you could’ve left me alone if you weren’t ready for the things I’m ready for😂

Perks of marrying me: 1. I have really good health insurance at my job, could get you on it 2. I’ve been told I make good sandwiches I’ll let you know if I think of anything else

Having family, coworkers, friends, and people I hardly ever talk to say that I look happier and better than ever is such a great feeling.

"Is it hard for you to just ask for some help?" Me:

“your brain fully develops when you turn 25” ok some of you are running late

i dont keep tabs on favors but i do keep tabs on disappointments. quickest way for me to demote you up out my life is for you to not keep yo word. that go for friends family and anybody else

Kinda forgot about x for a while, just hopped back on and now you can’t see people’s likes??? How is a bitch supposed to be nosy now 🫤

Mama I made it