It better be cold this October I’m not fucking joking around

2 days until our first open house!! If you are a sophomore or older come out to Freeman 201 from 12-3 for lemonade and cookies with our sweet sisters :) #sweethomedeltagamma

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

Dillon Fields All Area Champion

Dear Apple, Can you please put the “flip camera” button for FaceTime back in it’s original spot 🤦🏾‍♂️

I like to play a game on the highway called “speed up next to anyone with a CNU parking sticker to see if know them”

My favorite part about opening gifts labeled “from Mom & Dad” is that my Dad is just as surprised to see what’s inside as I am

Let’s save the earth 🌎

On a scale from one to listening to All Too Well alone in your car how not ok are you

I saw this in a Facebook group and I’m cracking up. Reply with pictures of your beeb modeling vs. real life. I’ll start 🤣

When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??” My dog: