I would die and maybe kill for pink uggs

winter is for screaming boy guitar music

when i have 2 cocktails and smoke a joint I start acting like Jennifer Coolidge

A customer left the store and said “merry Christmas little bitch” <3

I think we should all take turns being the president like the hall monitors in elementary school

Y’all were not at the June 11th 2015 Lana Del Rey concert at jiffy lube live in bristow Virginia and it shows!!!!!!!!!

Boyfriends have the most interesting favorite picture of you

I asked jb what we would do with a million dollars if we won the amazing race and he said buy a van

The sopranos intro is how I feel driving 3 blocks from my house to my job

Depop girls love to be like “here’s something used that you can buy new from the brands website for the same price” ❤️

I am tearing up in the auto shop waiting room because I may not ever get to see daft punk live

girly tank top or sopranos shirt for the night 🤔

Need to stop having conversations w rando men while I’m out bc they think I’m interested in them when in reality I would talk to a brick wall if that was my only option

I contain an inability to stfu that should be studied in labs

When I walk by a bar and see a girl outside arguing with a man I feel closer to her than any family member

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