When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

Y’all are crying over boys that don’t even understand the most fundamental theory in finance - time value of money

Me walking out of my finance exam and immediately calling Daddy to ask if I got the right answers:

My Dad: “How do I get my app open to where I can scan it?” Me: “Okay boomer” My Dad: “Ok dumbass”

Of course I get diagnosed with strep throat the day before blackout Wednesday

What if when they handed you the wine at church you just got on one knee and chugged the entire thing, like what would they do

Please pray for my mom this holiday season, ain’t nothing wrong with her besides the fact that she guessed that the number of miles from L.A. to NYC was 47,000 That’s literally almost double the circumference of the entire planet

Pretty normal stuff going on in China. Not nesscary to worry

i hope this email finds you at rock bottom

I think about the guy in my town who drives a baby blue Bentley with the license plate “CPA-MBA” a lot more than I’d like to admit

Of course mass gets cancelled the Sunday I was about to start going to church

If fall semester goes online, catch me Amazon priming myself a noose

Just got my first big girl paycheck and I feel like the international kid in my business presentations course who once did a speech on how his biggest pet peeve was paying taxes

You are totally replaceable at work. You’re not replaceable at home.Home is your real life. Keep that perspective. Always.

Time for the hat toss! Give us a follow + retweet for your chance to win.

Today this girl I have been patiently waiting to stalk on Instagram changed her profile to public. And if that’s not proof that good things come to those that wait, I don’t know what is

There is truly nothing more disappointing than someone finally turning their camera on and looking nothing like the picture you created of them in your head