RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.

I’ve had a bit of a brainwave. Revive 80s and 90s rave fashion. COVID safe!

Two years ago, Boris Johnson stood on the steps of Downing Street and promised he had a plan to fix social care. See the plan here: borisjohnsonsocialcareplan.com

I don’t know this guy - it just popped up - but it’s staggeringly courageous and deserves amplification.

"You're an Eton millionaire who doesn't care about disabled people." Jacob Rees-Mogg is confronted by Dominic Hutchins who says that he had to prove he had cerebral palsy to claim benefits.

If only somebody had foreseen this and tried to warn us about it. I’m sure we would have listened. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Here’s a thought… politicians have to display the logos of the companies they are consulting for. It would be like snooker players. This way we would be able to see where their interests lie.

A reminder of the word ‘nod-crafty’ (17th century): given to nodding the head with an air of great wisdom when you actually don’t have a clue/tuned out a while ago.

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

George Eustice MP: Hunts should not be exempt from the Animal Welfare Bill - Sign the Petition! chng.it/T9Pw24NH via Change.org UK

Middle aged bloke in Starbucks shouting “Hey Siri! Find me a train to Plymouth.” I’ve checked, he has fingers.

Is Russia in Eurovision? We might not come last.

Hello from Primary 2! We are learning about Tweets and Internet Safety. We would like to see how far a Tweet can travel. If you see this, could you please reply with where you live? We welcome shares and likes too. Let's send this Tweet as far as we can!😃

Just don’t do it.

Eight years ago today we lost this talented and beautiful bastard. He brought so much joy to so many. Please give Rik a Retweet if you miss him 💔❤️‍🩹💔❤️‍🩹💔 #RikMayall #RikMayallDay

GREAT NEWS My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Boris Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in Boris Johnson so he can see how well we're doing. Thank you.

Just heard that the royal family cost 102 million pounds last year. They all need to come off benefits and get jobs. One of them needs to to go to court.

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I can’t help thinking a better name for House of the Dragon would be At Home with the Johnsons.

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