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“What? Oh, well it's ah, Sylvester Stallone, fisting what looks like Mister McKennery from the Magic Round-About.”

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“Hello?”

“Hello! Have you ever thought what a beautiful place the world is?!”

“Yes I have, thank you. [PUNCH!] Charming man.”

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“Yeah, look at that! Only twenty five minutes to the beach...”

“Oooh!”

“…by car.”

“I thought Bridlington was on the coast.”

“Well it is!”

“So what it really means, is twenty five minutes from Bridlington.”

“What's the address?”

“Doncaster.”

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“Now Eddie, crackers?”

“Yes. But it's never stopped me so far.”

“No, I mean have you got the crackers?”

“No, it's just the way my trousers hang.”

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“Oh! Oh! Oh, thank god they're off. You know, in future I think I'm just going to have to own up to not being quite a 26 waist any more.”

“26? What's that in feet? Yards? Miles?”

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“Yeah, cheers, just stick it on the slate Dick.”

“Ah, you haven't got a slate.”

“Yes we have!”

“No you haven't.”

“I demand to see the landlord!”

“I am the landlord.”

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