This video is undefeated. x.com/KaneFromTheLan…

France 🇫🇷 24 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 17 Bloody unelected rugby players from an EU member state destroying England’s rugby sovereignty. #FRAENG #SixNations #Brexit

the room next door - Priti Patel

Andrew Sabisky always dreamed that one day he would work at 10 Downing St. And that day was Monday.

People keep going on about washing their hands to stop getting corona virus Just give them gloves As a lot of people say I caught fuck all when I wore mine

Mers, Sars and the new Coronavirus all originated in bats. What have they got against us? I think we have to assume: Val Kilmer.

That’a actually piss poor, Donald, when you consider my first appearance in Taggart got 13million!

squeaky oven

Owen Farrell reincarnated as a dolphin x.com/Oceandiversity…

King Carlos still reigns supreme 👑 That right foot is magic ✨ #RugbysGotTalent

Hi British Airways I’ve been tying to get through to someone for over a week about an urgent travel enquiry regarding a flight in 4 days time. Online it directs me to call, and when I call it says it’s too busy please go online... can you help?

The epidemiologists breath a sigh of relief as everyone on Twitter transforms into an oil economist instead.

Hi British Airways it’s not less than 48 hours until I have to leave for my essential travel and no one has got back to me about the cancellation or not of my flight. Can someone please help me?

Are you f*cking kidding me????? Cummings should resign immediately or be fired. 👇

Dominic Cummings - unelected, unaccountable and untouchable.

Eid Mubarak to all my brothers & sisters around the globe. In sha Allah the most high accepts our duas & deeds during this special month. Especially the duas for the less fortunate, the poor, refugees, the Uyghurs of China the people of Royhinga & many more facing injustice 🤲🏾❤️

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

Hi Aer Lingus just wondered if, after the hour I spent on the phone last week due to you rescheduling flights and leaving me stuck for an additional 3 weeks, anyone was actually going to bother phoning me back as I was told they would...or am I just to be left blowing in the wind