yeah

Great life. Two kids, beautiful wife, no boss and I can say whatever I want. Nuke Israel.

This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw

unfortunately “never let your boyfriend stop you from finding your husband” is really good advice & actually works

This really changed the trajectory of lizzo’s life and mine lmao

sabrina carpenter is younger, hotter, and still alive

(girl who met her boyfriend on bumble when she was 23) love will find you when you stop looking for it

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

Texting a guy born in 2000 and another guy born in 1981

“you seem happier” thanks someone really hot has been love bombing me

I need this in like a massive poster format in my room because it gets to a point

For the first time in my life people are younger than me

u would’ve thought i was the boston bomber

well