caught the ups driver sleeping with my wife

Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10

KRAKEN HOLD ON AND TAKE GAME 1 IN OT‼️

We should replace all the firetruck sirens with Paulie Walnuts

“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe”

#NewProfilePic, gf hates it, but I’m human! #gohawks & #gobears

I think I could take Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young with my bear hands 😎😈

RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢

Finally some children without cellphones 🫶🏻

Beautiful day for a beer

Hello sharks. Tonight I am seeking $10,000 for an epic night with my absolute boys

"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you. now watch this ride."

Wizard of Oz is just about a normal night on 450mg of melatonin #beenthere

I love Red Baron Thin Crust pepperoni pizza. I am going to eat this entire Red Baron Thin Crust pepperoni pizza.

Southcenter mall ahh fit, let’s cook

me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌 ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel

Havin 2 much fun @vindicktivewings w/ Casino 🙏🏾

Tim Lincecum was so fuckin sick