a lot of sick individuals in these comments

if you order a pickle at a movie theater you need to seek help

my drink just noclipped through the bar

I love YouTube

had a cursed idea to spruce up my cat's litter box using my Dune Popcorn Bucket lid

apparently it is animal cruelty to slightly annoy your cats

Value Alert: if you don't have a cat cone the lid to the Dune Popcorn Bucket is a great substitute

Shower Food Review 102: Dune Popcorn Bucket - This was great in the shower because the horrible design gets your hands dirty but you can wash it off in between bites. They were sold out so I got the display one. It was under the heater so the bristles were warm & moist. 7/10

this girl really came over just to do a Shower Wine Review...

just got 110 burgers from Wendy's. nice try but your surge pricing won't get me, I'm stocked up for the year 🖕

trust no one

yawns are contagious

sat in the front seat of an uber and the driver asked me if I could hold her cooler and I said yea what's in it and she said 'my breast milk'

Happy to do my part 👍

every day I am motivated and inspired by the fact that Tony Hawk follows me on Twitter

what does this mean

Getting birthday drinks my life is a Movie

thank you for all the birthday wishes today. Your wish came true, it was my birthday.

Shower Food Review 101: Wings from J. R. Crickets while watching the Super Bowl Alone - Invited some friends over & they all cancelled. Oh well, more wings for me & what better place to watch the Big Game than in my shower. I'm not alone I have 100k Friends on the Internet. 10/10