sunday nap time. time to be a sleepy little guy. cant wait to wake up scared and confused in an hour or two

Can I come over and act peculiar

The line between villain and hero is at its blurriest when you’re convincing a coworker to go buy food with you even tho they brought lunch from home

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

bob belcher works his ass off

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

“I’m hungover” - Lame - Big deal - Get off the couch “The gods have punished me for my indulgences” - Oh damn - That sounds serious - Shall I prepare a healing poultice?

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

23 sza songs on friday... i used to pray for times like this

hi Sharks, today I am seeking forgiveness and atonement for my sins

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

The feeling I get taking my first sip of coffee is the same feeling I get hearing Shania Twain say “let’s go girls”

i may be severely depressed but at least i have this (holds up kinda fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life)