Wife: I thought you were hoovering the car & cleaning out the shed today? Me: Your son bet me I couldn't get 30 socks on my foot Wife: Fuck sake Me: I can't feel my toes

Thank you to everyone who joined in recognising all of our incredible #NHS & social care staff working around the clock across our hospitals and in communities to help those who need it most in these challenging times. The best way you can help us - #StayHomeSaveLives #ClapForNHS

Here's Chris, one of our night workers and #BusHeros, keeping our buses clean and safe. #ProudToServe the #KeyWorkers of #GreaterManchester #ThankYou #StaySafe

Today we are debunking the myth that self-harm is always a sign someone is thinking of suicide. If you are worried about someone and want to know if their self-harm is linked to thoughts of suicide, the only way to be sure is to ask ❤️

Are you living with or recovering from an eating disorder? We are running a survey to explore the impact of the #COVID19 pandemic on individuals with experience of eating disorders. If you would like to help by taking part, please visit tiny.cc/COVIDstudy (please share)

A 29 year old male decided to spit & swear at our officers on Parker Street this evening. He then went to leg it.... But ran through a sheet of glass at one of the bus stops 🤷‍♂️. Minor cuts, some first aid 🩹 - then tea ☕ and biscuits 🍪 with the custody Sgt for this gent.. G

Bright Sky is a free to download mobile app, providing support and information to anyone who may be in an abusive relationship or those concerned about someone they know. This can be downloaded here: crowd.in/GXYjB0

In the UK, men remain three times more likely to take their own lives than women, and in the Republic of Ireland four times more likely (Samaritans, 2019). There is no shame in reaching out for help if you are feeling stressed, depressed, or experiencing suicidal crisis ❤️

It’s finally finished! The MFT Vaccination Team’s Christmas Tree (made out of empty Pfizer vials) Amazing work by Christine Melia 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄MFT NHS @CNOEngland Katie Law Alison Lynch @MeersGail Dr Teresa Kelly MFT Employee Health and Wellbeing Service @antibioticangel @MFT_Chief_Pharmacist Professor Chris Whitty

Things to leave in 2021: - commenting on people’s bodies - diet chat in the office - remarking on what people are/aren’t eating - talking about weight loss as though it’s the biggest achievement somebody can have

It looks like we might be moving from the Pandemic to Endemic phase of Downing St apologies, and will just have to learn to live with them on a daily basis.

So who’s having the worst week? A. Boris Johnson B. (HRH) Prince Andrew C. Novak Djokovic

At least you've never had a night out so rough that you had to phone the Queen to apologise after.

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

This week's #ThrowbackThursday post sees us standing in London Road, Manchester - Piccadilly station is off to the right and this scene today would be criss-crossed by Manchester Metrolink 🚊 trams on the Ashton line. Hands up if you remember the 'tidal flow' signs here!

Love a Greater Manchester throwback pic? Then you're in luck! We have another wonderful shot from our pals over at Museum of Transport Greater Manchester. Can you guess where this pic was taken? Bonus points if you can guess the decade that this was captured in 😃

Hi! Nobody has come to find me but the team here are looking after me & letting me help out! ^AW says there are some nice people out there who may RT this who work at somewhere called Bee Network! They may help me go viral (hope that doesn't hurt!!) Thank you ^Ted

How ‘The Queue’ isn't called the Elizabeth Line is beyond me.

We welcome people with #neurodiversity to visit our museum - for example, some people with #autism really like the orderly nature of the buses with fleet numbers, route numbers and neat rows of seats. If a calm, quiet environment is helpful we're almost always quiet after 3pm.