Balderdash
@notDcfcBoss
I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.
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Birmingham 81
@Birmingham_81
Music, architecture, photography, design etc. Sharing my concert photos taken in Birmingham in 81/82 (hence the name). Plus other stuff I've hoardedBuckers
@deathofbuckley
I’m from Birmingham.𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲
@pearlylondon
My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.John Rain 🥇
@ItsJohnRain
I do @SmershPod I co-do @WheezingPod Author of Thunderbook, Explodobook and Superbook.three steaks pam
@alexandrakuri
it was a joke. merchant of chaos. gothcluedont
@cluedont
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.Clinton Baptiste
@realclintonb
BRAND NEW UK TOUR Clinton Baptiste 'Roller Ghoster!' from March 2024. Tickets on sale NOW! at https://t.co/1gEPvzVOjIHannah O'Hanrahahanrahan
@buntyhoven
'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)Flups
@TheRealFlups
I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
@craiguito
I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.Sarah Dempster
@Dempster2000
writer, freelance contributor to private eye, script editor (Aardman, BBC Children’s, BFI etc). @BAFTA Connect member.Mo'
@mocent0
W.C.Boggs & Son affiliated account.Count Mysterioso
@MysteriosoX
Totali mysterioso. Total count. 'Tedious and persistent'Oonagh
@Okeating
Your mum. (Avi - Sea Dreams by Marie Lucas Robiquet)barney farmer
@barneyfarmer
Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this https://t.co/EkFvmRP7kD this https://t.co/wh1hmG5V8R and that https://t.co/K4H7zE1TgG so…rufus jones
@rufusjones1
Independent Talent. Just Voices. 3Arts.Bacardi Oakheart
@Midgetgems26
A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.Alf
@whoelsebutalf
Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDayrab livingstone
@rablivingstone
It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.Legs
@L3GSV
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager.Ryan
@RyanBrookesLon
…John Griffbob
@Griff_bob
Just gimmie my fuckin' phone callBrian Hearn
@BrianHearn17692
Simon F
@SimonF328656
ConFromTheFord
@Con_24
In to Art, Comedy, Movies, Music and Sport.💝Mdeyiswa😍
@FikileKhuzwayo9
Good and mercy shall follow me🙏🤗Phil Basingstoke
@PhilBasingstoke
Basingstoke Member of the Lonely Goat 🐐💚Running Club along with being a Green Runner. Author of Unfit For Purpose - Understanding Digital DystopiaByrdsBåtsBajjers
@BBajjers
Now I'm skippingSagittarius hott spot
@JenOehlers1985
Philip Collins
@not_the_drummer
BlissfulTwirl
@BlissfulTw94842
'I'm always up for a good adventure.'Alvy Singer
@need_the_eggs
Bez
@Steve101960
Economically built and severely flawed. Extremely cynical. Polite. Politically neutral. Retweets are not necessarily an endorsement. No DMs please. England.frank
@dcinaus
Hanate San
@san_hanate
Came for the sauce, stayed for the memesdaveytwittle
@daveylittle
Place fish guts in a vase and salt them, with the addition of small fish, in particular atherina, red mullet, maena, anchoviesS H
@apricus2021
Director at Savills, long suffering Rams fan, cyclist, golfer & father to 2 girls -my hands are full/my glass is always at least half full! All comments my own.Judith Woodbury
@woodbury3388
SEO Lady Nina P
@SEOLadyUK
Digital Agency white label SEO. Project Manager with conflict resolution. Brighton SEO Speaker. Bad DJ jokes and British sarcasm. #SpacesHostGeorgannShorts
@GeorgannSh68587
Jackie (#Fewmin' Northerner) no dm's
@JackieSimm54739
Economically inactive coffee drinking gardener. Simply cannot stand what the Tories have done to us #FollowMeIFollowBack #FBPE #FBPR #GTTO #GENERALELECTIONNOWJeremy Weir
@JeremyWeir10
I am a easy going guy and I have been a nudist for a long time and like hiking and camping and fishing I live in Western Australia in the south westPaul Morphy is my homeboy
@Kantbks
Literature, art, music and philosophy will be the new STEMRobert Coyle
@moatcottage
Funny Snarky Humor
@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilariousbadBoi69
@BampDinkel
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@doledrum97
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@AjmeeraM80493
Ronjel Sierau
@ronjel13472
Steve Decent
@Stevo______
It's all so sickening and we're so satisfied.Sean Curran
@seanycurran
mostly reposting things that make me laugh or smile…Michelle John
@MichelleJohn820
Best Chanalls for(Smart Tv, Android Devices,STB,Firstick,meg Box) Available in affordable prices https://t.co/OmwgqAkppOAngry Albatross
@AngryAlbatross
The mollymawk looks how I feelTekawitha86
@wendigo40
Naturalist, artist, educator, published author and poet, PhD, FRHistSRob Horton
@RobHorton1975
Affronter 🏴
@Affronter84
Cats, dogs and other animals. Fluffy pink sweetness all day long ;)Phooey
@Phooeyschmooey
Faceless bureaucratPark Town Hatter 73
@park_hatter73
🇬🇧🏴 Cradle to the grave LTFC and England 🇬🇧🏴 #COYH #teamslikeluton #GSTK #TTASUFinn Brady
@FinnBrady22
just because someone carries it well, doesn’t mean it isn’t heavy.No Marty, No Party
@patmcgroin1927
Beer, birds and dartsName cannot be blank
@iHeartFootballl
BioJeelay
@LeeeeJay1974
Spurs all my life 😵💫chris
@guvnah1
Char
@charhiking
My original account @hikingchar from 2014 has been suspended this will not stop me for fighting for women's and children's rights!Guido Deluxe
@guidodeluxe
JM
@JMarmota12345
Techform
@Robotex04
jonezie2000
@jonezienator
is the image moving for you?Amber Dalton🇺🇸
@RickyDanie9446
💲 𝘾𝙀𝙊 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 💱𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙭 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧/𝙄𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧/𝙈𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙧🤝 💻𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙧 💰 𝘾𝙧𝙮𝙥𝙩𝙤