“We give no fucks about our patrons”

Having just had a porridge related incident in the microwave, I’ve got a lot more sympathy for the cast and crew of the magic porridge pot saga, than I did yesterday.

They like me to enjoy a relaxing bath after a long journey.

IT’S ONLY JAMIE FRASER’S PRINT SHOP

I am in Scotland. Mental.

I can see the sea

🚨 Attention 🚨

Excited to share our first ever submission for a little content piece we like to call…

✨ #MisogynyMonday ✨

Haters gonna hate 🏍️

#SekhmetRacing #WorldWCR

Is “watching videos of people making dim sum” a respectable hobby?

Falafel has consequences.

Look at his tail tho.

Dunelm is churning out some excellent dupes.

That is all.

We were the lucky ones on Hulu is very good.

That is all.

NAUGHTY

“Ted, don’t show off to the gardener”

How the fuck are we nearly 4 months in?

Obsessed with this cat that got rescued from a house fire against her will

Just reading posts on Facebook from people bragging about how affectionate their ragdolls are. #notallragdolls

Most people would have seen a heart. I saw an arse.

They goad me to go to bed early

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