That made the kessel run in 14 parsecs? You gotta be falcon kidding me. #RoastStarWars

#RoastStarWars Moisture Farming. What's up with that? The word moist makes my skin crawl.

Hey Dexter, did that moustache come with a Neighrhood Watch List? #RoastStarWars

I've heard of a fate worse than death, but I've never heard of a date worse than Fett. #RoastStarWars

Everyone says Chewie is the strongest friend they know...Unfortunately they're talking about his Odor #RoastStarWars

This is the twist of Ep 8! Everyone thinks I am being trained. No, no, no. I am training Luke.. to be less of a whiney coward #RoastStarWars x.com/scifitags/stat…

Star Wars Because Game of Thrones won't be on for another 30 years and you need your sibling incest fix #RoastStarWars

I will NOT #RoastStarWars except Jar Jar Binks. He's fair game...

Porkins is so fat that when Obi-wan saw him, he said "That's no moon....Right?" #RoastStarWars

Threepio has to be great at pulling puzzles...No one falls to pieces like him #RoastStarWars

Mara Jade Skywalker Star Wars: A Moment of Peace (Short Story)

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

Can anyone please help spread awareness with a #TwitterAppeal. THese Families need your help. KIRSTYMAXWELL CRAIG MALLON MURDER Please RT

Thank you to all the first responders and people helping each other out. That's what we do as Americans. Here's one way you can help now. x.com/redcross/statu…