Canned chicken #ShouldBeRecalled View from my Office

My liver #ShouldBeRecalled

Carli Rae Jepsen #ShouldBeRecalled maybe

Boneless bananas #ShouldBeRecalled

Arnie, you #ShouldBeRecalled

#WeNeedLiberationFrom unused gym memberships

People who watch Tik Tok at full volume without headphones in public #ThingsIWishWouldGoAway

Dan Oh hell no to that thing

#MyCatDoesntLike ways of cleaning her teeth that don't involve chewing on Halloween decorations

With the Pope being from Chicago, he missed a huge opportunity to be Pope Ursus I instead of taking the Latin name of a division rival #DaBears #DaPope #PopeLeoXIV #PopeLeo

New shirt, a day too late teepublic.com/t-shirt/750370…

If Devers really wanted to go to first base, I'd hope he'd spit all the stuff in his cheek out first. Would really get in the way of any make out sesh

#SomePeopleThinkThat the world is flat, but if they used the proper tools, would find out it's actually slight sharp

Dan Hahaha

Dan

I watched a woman put ketchup on a bacon wrapped scallop at a bar #TheScariestThingsIHaveSeen

#8647 ? Back in my day it was 867-5309

Bring a knife to a gun fight or really just show up to a gun fight in general #ExtremelyStupidThingsToDo

Since the Christmas present I ordered is now not only not arriving in time after sitting in the fulfillment center for a full week before moving backwards in transit OnTrac is now welcome to keep that package and shove it straight up their ass #HappyHolidays2025 #Etsy

Yes let's introduce all the retired football legends to Good Riddance #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX