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Because St. Patrick's Day was last Sunday, today has to be my make-up St. Patrick's Day. I am off to release my Irish drunkenness on a a very unsuspecting American public.

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People be talking all the time about Chicago Vs. New York; but the best two places I've had pizza were Toronto and Colorado, so I really don't know what to think about the whole thing . . .

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Co-worker just told me that another colleague of ours is a flat out nightmare to work with. When I said it surprised me because theyre really shy & quiet, she said, 'yeah, shes quiet, cause she saves up all her evil for the emails!' And yeah, new favorite description of a person

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I was today years old when I found out that a Leghorn is a specific breed of chicken, not just a silly sounding word. So, the whole thing is a descriptor: he's a leghorn that sounds like a foghorn. . . . Mind blown!

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Brazilian ice cream fridge at the store: lime and passion fruit, corn, strawberry chocolate, raisins and rum, pineapple, cream and sprinkles, and naepolitan

Brazilian ice cream fridge at the store: lime and passion fruit, corn, strawberry chocolate, raisins and rum, pineapple, cream and sprinkles, and naepolitan
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Obviously I think the Olympics is a childish waste of time where we hand out gold circles to people for being able to run really fast, or throw really far; but now that it has caused a moral panic amongst the worst of us, I am so here for it!

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I've reached the age where no TV show I watch is as exciting to me as watching the little approaching circle of the person bringing me my pizza

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Hollywood, listen up: she's a basketball ball player, he's a gymnast. They missed their Olympic shot, but not all is lost: they can break! A young couples journey of self-discovery to the rhythm of love. Step Up: Olympic Dream

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Boom! People always making fun of video game healing items for being unrealistic. where's your theory now, eh!? gizmodo.com/a-new-algae-ba…

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I'm calling it now: if he loses, the second the election ends, that creeping dementia he "definitely doesn't have" is going to become the central pillar of his defense against being put in jail. youtube.com/shorts/Y6tGW7_…

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12 hours away from actually finishing Dry-January for once and boom! Work drinks invite! And, these are work drinks for the last day of a colleague I actually like. They always find a way to pull me back in!

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Going to Germany to tell them they should become more right-wing. . . what could possibly go wrong? politico.eu/article/us-vic…

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I have just discovered that cooking buttermilk pancakes in bacon grease makes them even more delicious than usual. When I inevitably die as a direct result of having discovered this, please read this tweet at my funeral