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@aotakeo
single and unwilling to mingle | older tweets ⬇️
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Dov
@drnelk
All fire, no chill. Husband/Father. I philosoPHizeD about Ethics @ UVA, and ever true to Brown. @drnelk everywhere, incl. M***t*d___, IG, spout, and reddit
Rodney Lacroix
@rodlacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: linktr.ee/RodLacroix | Latest Tweets: t.ly/stte | Top Tweets: bit.ly/3HTyfV5
Ron Iver
@ronnui_
Super desperate for you to like me
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@riotgrlerin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • subscribe •
🫧 snacky 🫧
@candyflippin
i'll do anything for a way out of my head
Ashley Marie
@disco__lemonade
no thanks
Kevín
@kevonstage
Just making videos for you to watch when you should be doing something productive.
suze
@cortadoedison
drug dealer ✨
Saint Ange
@angiee_ye
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meeka
@meekyblinders
the girl with the trogdor tattoo
Kris Wilson
@_kriswilson_
Creator/Co-Writer of Cyanide & Happiness - Music Composer @explosm [email protected]
SamInspired
@saminspired
Justice for Gabby Petito 🦋 & Daniel Robinson 🌎 pleasehelpfinddaniel.com Foodie/Poet/Writer/Empath/Virgo/Detective. No DMs, unless you are #RyanGosling
Paige Kellerman
@paigekellerman
Writer, Humorist, Eater of cheesecakes.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@bob_janke
Non-Attorney Spokesman I write this for fun deceiverjr.blogspot.com I know who DB Cooper is
Justy Dodge
@justydodge
Stand up comic. I love soup 🍵 and hate karaoke.
wicked bitch of the MWest
@amandarnh
🎶I ain’t no follow back girl🎶 I am only funny in person, so I might be in the wrong place. neurospicy. sometimes I write other shit. header by @lincnotfound.
Emily Bestler Books
@emilybestler
An imprint of @AtriaBooks at @SimonSchuster - Remember the first time you fell in love with a book? That's what we're here for... thanks for reading!
Adrenalin
@adrenalindenver
Denver pop punk. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: Woody B Bass: Dave Cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
Shawn King
@realspielshawn
Life doesn’t come with a map. Sometimes you find your way, and sometimes you get a little lost and that’s perfectly okay
ɢʀᴇɢɢʏ
@itmegreggy
honk honk honk
maria🦝
@mariamainmo
writer, comedian, “weird” -my 5th grade teacher
Indy
@indecisivejones
husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
Martin Pilgrim
@martinpilgrim1
Joke writer/joke of a writer
CrazyFeralCatLady
@kcobra11
don't bother.
Functionally Feral
@feralferrell
when I walk into a room I do not light it up, fuck
dianarama
@dirtybirdie_
I enjoy really smart folks with really dumb jokes. In like 4 gangs. Funk Soldier. Cat lady. #IStillOwnStupidHashtags. Ex-Seattleite. Blocked by Rudy Giuliani.
Kieran
@kieransofar
absolute gem
Jennifer
@musketstreet
Sharing my art with more than just my husband and cat.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo
@tashaneedshelp
Im not sure if I’m living the dream, or if it’s some sick twisted nightmare. twitter.com/search?q=from:…
elon musk is my father
@kariassad
please put on live comedy show thank you
zou bisou bisou where are you
@lilgrapefruits
aspiring metal detector at the beach guy
Henpecked Hal
@henpeckedhal
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. instagram.com/henpecked_hal/
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
jon drake
@drakegatsby
they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
fredesque
@fredtaming
black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
LaLaLyds
@lala_lyds
knock it off.
Jeffrey
@byrdman0914
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? ~ The Byrd is the Wyrd ~ Header/avi courtesy of @RiotGrlErin ~ #SFB14
When's Happy Hour?
@whenshappyhour1
all the thoughts you’ve had about work but couldn’t say out loud | by @betchesluvthis
Molly
@mistrustme1
Patron Saint of Sex-Positive Women - feminist @jennslowpez is my love. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Kelley Belle
@hells75belle
So old I did my porn on VHS. Named for a Charlie’s Angel. 4th grade spelling bee runner-up. GO BLUE 〽️in all ways FEMBOT
Royotathon 🚘
@royotathon
idiot. one time documentary subject. Métis. he/him bsky.app/profile/royota…
Village Person
@svnsxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Adam
@adamgreattweet
Dog owner but she doesn’t know I’m on here. Parody account. He/Him
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
tate
@50firsttates
just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
van haley
@vanhaley_yt
blankie addict
FreeRangeMattress
@free_mattress
Avi by @Invisichad, header by @BucMarvin
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: bsky.app/profile/nurseb…
Jenji
@j3njii
Subpar mage, amateur orchidist, animal lover (catsarebis), INFJ ♒️ Ravenclaw🐦⬛DMs CLOSED(unless you’re from Iceland). Banner art by @ssakiiina
💀SpookyLittleComic👻
@cunnilinguist77
failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️🌈
Xennaissance Dad
@xenndad
Various dad jokes, bad jokes. Featured by @Buzzfeed, @TODAYshow, more. Join me at @xenndad.bsky.social . To see my tweets click ⬇️
SloaneSaysSwitch🥝
@sloaneswitch
Not today sir. 💙 She/her. I like wine and laughing and kitties. 🇵🇸 BLM - ACAB - Trans rights are human rights
Kat
@ollkorrect0
awkward human
Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke and drive a Nissan (parody)
Reese
@reeseforsure
Just me.
L
@ann_hedonia1
Non-committal hockey fan. Psych student. Part-time nihilist. Pro cat. Not fun at parties. No Maga.🇨🇦 Bluesky: Ann-Hedonia.bsky.social
✨✨
@eva24011
It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.
Kate’s Secret Fate
@katvonwitty
you absolutely don’t want to know
Chef Reactions
@chefreactions
Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok — CR x Hedley & Hat for Meals On Wheels 👇
TRAUMARESPONSE
@trauma_resp0nse
I'm the Dutch alien your mom warned you about.
KoKeni Snap'sSquatch
@saskquatchewan
Nonsensical meanderings of negligible importance. In the words of Positive K ~ I got a man! Snap has my 💖. Crackle and Pop can piss up a rope.
Loose Seal
@theotherlucille
secret agent. she/her. on the other app too.
Colleen
@grillcheezkilla
Some of the things that I say will be incorrect
𝕘𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕥
@geist_x_
alien robot ghost. weirdo artist. nervous wreck.
erica
@ericanextdooor
making parlays & petting strays • 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎
Lil Bit 🌈
@lizerreal
Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Trace
@checkthenest
No.
Aaron Katz MTG
@aarondrawgo
The dude abrades. For “jokes” check out my main acct @aotakeo
John Kennedy
@frazzlemygimp