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Xennaissance Dad

@xenndad

Various dad jokes, bad jokes. Featured by @Buzzfeed, @TODAYshow, more. Join me at @xenndad.bsky.social . To see my tweets click ⬇️

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Lady Georgia Banana (@indafckitbucket) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My dad was trying to think of an actress and his clue was "you know, from the dancing horse movie" The actress- Debora Winger The movie- Urban Cowboy Yeah idk how I got that either so if you're looking for someone who can win you game night, I'm your girl

McDad (@mcdadstuff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s a tree outside my window that sounds like a ventriloquist doll scraping it’s tiny fingers across the wall when it’s windy at night. Yeah, it’s definitely the tree. Definitely the tree

Draggin Father Behind (@dragginfatherb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On a work trip, no family to speak of, scrolling thru channels in my room and automatically stop on "Blaze & the Monster Machines" cuz that's an option that usually brings peace

My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

5YO: Daddy, did you play Roblox as a kid? 8YO: *Interrupting* He didn’t have Roblox when he was kid. He would just play outside. *Both start laughing*

Parenting Presently (@presentparent_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When my 3 yo cries, it upsets my 1 yo and he starts crying too. Then my 3 yo gets more upset and screams “It’s my turn to cry!” but actually if we’re taking turns, I think I’m up?