On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.

Yeah the first Muslim politicians are going to take a ton of crap. The first Catholic, Jewish, and Mormon politicians did too. Welcome to the American immigrant hazing experience, it’s a national pastime.

If Andrew Cuomo decides to run in the general, and loses again, they should have to rename the Governor Mario Cuomo Bridge to the Tappan Zee Bridge. Make Hudson River Crossings Great Again. 

the nytimes and idi amin agree: indians can’t be africans!

Leclerc's Ferrari whenever he has a chance at victory

Playing Max’s radio to react to Lando and Piastri swapping is just diabolical lmao

The United States of Amnesia

If you’re so brain-poisoned by internet contrarianism that you want to celebrate massacres, then you’ve gone from “lost the plot” to “embracing genuine evil.”

Someone is flying around City Hall tail whipping in a little buggy to Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’. Philadelphia is the best city in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise

Alternate angle:

In Soviet USA, the gambling apps for children uses their excess venture funds on free grocery stores to one-up the rapping mayor

going back to 1965, telling everyone that in the future both the soviet union and the united states will collapse under the leadership of men who were spokesmen for the same pizza restaurant, i am immediately sent to the nuthouse and lobotomized

The global economy is held up by SF lying to NYC about how fast AI is growing and NYC lying to Abu Dhabi about how safe private credit is

Israel as a case study of genocidal mania will be studied for generations.

False Flag Summer

Exactly what they did about the Nakba.

Polymarket but for determining whether an account is a bot or not

Weekend at Bibi’s

Removed the D to transition from DEI to MEI

You wanna auction niggas?