jake(@jakebrodes) 's Twitter Profileg
jake

@jakebrodes

lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime

ID:363986848

linkhttp://patreon.com/pendejotime calendar_today29-08-2011 01:03:06

106,0K Tweets

37,6K Followers

1,2K Following

Thomas(@len0killer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Noah Kulwin from Blowback Season 4: Out Now joins us as we discuss sexy Jewish summer camp, Evangelist zip line culture, and schizo uncle truths open.spotify.com/episode/1SNsXY…

account_circle
jake(@jakebrodes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

open.spotify.com/episode/1SNsXY… thank you for coming on the show brother noah kulwin 2 hours of podcasting can you believe it.

account_circle
jake(@jakebrodes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

gotta get another mole cut off my body prob. No health insurance either I think it’s like a grand. Can you just like do that type of stuff yourself. I know it’s not recommended but like you can just take a hunk of skin out of your body no problem people do it moles or no moles

account_circle
jake(@jakebrodes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I know we make fun of British people a lot but y’all got it bad over there I kinda feel bad for y’all. Yeah our guy can’t read or write or do anything really except fund mass death but at least he can fall on the “I’m 900 years old” excuse. You guys get arthur Bach or Mr bean IRL

account_circle
jake(@jakebrodes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

v.cameo.com/e/B3mo27PBFIb want a song about how your friend is gay? maybe a ballad about how your roommate owes you rent money. Butt rock song for your parents telling them you dropped out of school? Or a simple video for a friend or enemy. Trying to make these good so have at it.

account_circle
jake(@jakebrodes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you ever meet a guy either like through a friend or at a work thing whatever and you accidentally get a peek at his phone screen and he’s one of those adult men with a Messi/conor mcgregor/JRE logo wallpaper. I feel like the inside of those guys heads is just blood all the time

account_circle
bc rich mockingbird collector(@mbirdcollector) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dave Chappelle getting serious 50 minutes into a special: my friend got jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk. He fucking died.

account_circle