Daddy’s Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car (ZOO TV Sydney 1993) - U2 youtu.be/OyijUzLIG_c via YouTube

beer is carbs that calm you down

it’s noon somewhere

So much of Americas foreign policy is basically saying 'nah nah I'm not touchiiing youuu!' like an annoying little brother.

Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song (Official Audio) youtu.be/g8VduT7aR2c via YouTube

I keep thinking about Jake Gayllenhall, the man whose dick I discovered during my research for this tweet. I wonder if he's had sex yet

my new bit is that my text messages etc are full of typos

tower 22 being this close to the syrian border but not quite in syria is the most neener neener ass bullshit have some self respect U.S. Army

Cómo se llama HOMERO SIMPSON por país

To people alive in 1930 it must’ve felt like Tom and Jerry would’ve ruled the world forever…

every profession should have a unique type of hat

Julius Streicher was the editor of Der Sturmer newspaper.  He was hung at Nuremberg for abetting Nazi crimes.  Shouldn't the Times editors and Mr Kingsley be held accountable for the dead babies in al-Shifa's incubators?

Der Sturmer-Times Strikes Again
normanfinkelstein.com/2018/05/05/der…

Even awful Washington Post better than the New York Sturmer Times
normanfinkelstein.com/2018/04/30/eve…

few in new england will admit it but we’re really just an outlying province in the greater new york city region

(sitting on the couch, covered head to toe in cum) Oughhhhhh i love cum

- explains that you're lucky to have him as your trainer because he basically runs this Applebee's
- offers to sell you percs but never seems to have them
- talks a lot about 'fingerbanging' in a way that suggests he wants you to ask him how, despite you being the one with a gf

Lauryn Hill - Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You (I Love You Baby - Audio) youtu.be/wVzvXW9bo5U via YouTube

oh so i’m just supposed to drive around with a bookcase in my trunk