i can’t wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

I love being perceived

Coffee and a Claritin, the musical

I love how cunt was a word most people wouldn’t say and now it’s the highest tier of compliments

big secret to happiness is just liking stuff. finding more stuff to like. finding ways to like stuff you didn’t before. recognizing what it feels like to like something and doubling down on that. what feels frivolous is actually the whole ballgame

i can relate to cicadas because I also spent like 13 years laying low and then went fucking nuts on everybody

Most of the trick to having friends as an adult is accepting all invitations and then subsequently showing up.

so real

I think I’ll go sit in the sun about it.

Do you think Obama is going to put anything from Brat on his playlist

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

in another universe, Saltburn would’ve been the perfect name for a hot Pilates studio

hot girl saturday

The look-alike contests are so Great Depression era coded.