ENOUGH WITH THE 'ONE LAST TIME' TWEETS #iamcry

There are so many sweet tweets from people waiting for me augh I'm sorry I have become undisciplined in the ways of the Twitter!!! D:

Goddammit shit I need to go bed, not have feelings about dwarves!

I'm not BACK, back, as I basically work the entire month of December in the Retail Mines of Man.

Dwalin Radagast the Brown @ActualGloin أحممد♯ حلب تنزف. Wormtongue Saruman Denethor II SWIGGITY SWACK SURPRISE BITCH IM BACK

((Actually a big part of why I've been gone is that I sort of ran out of dwarf jokes and was worried I'd stopes being funny :>))

@ActualBardsWife it coincided with me moving to a big city, meeting lots of new people, and getting a job

@ActualBardsWife and I was not #DISCIPLINED enough

@ActualBardsWife I like #youhavemoredisciplinethanyouthink! #motivationalHobbit

أحممد♯ حلب تنزف. @Actual_Balin Kíli Dwalin #noshaveforever

I suddenly feel a sort of battle vibe. But not just two armies... I am sensing a battle of no less than four but no more than six armies.

Dwalin Thanks. As long as Thranduil doesn't try to climb up on me, we're good to go for the holiday season.

Shhhhh little Dwalings. Papa Dwalin is a wee bit dronk. #blametheelves

*aggressively tweets at everyone* *disappears again*

@actual_bofur *POURS WINE ALL OVER YOU* #DWARVESGONEWILD

((Ok so, ActualTwitter- I started working in a fine pen store, and now I'm obsessed with fountain pens. I am drinking and looking at pens))

I am actually moderately drunk this is what happens when you're an adult who works retail six days a week kiddies FYI.

@actual_bofur I'd turn down for gold tbh

Confession time: I still haven't seen BOFA. #noDISCIPLINE