"not all men" yeah I know right bilbo baggins would never

Isildur has no chill.

((the hobbit lego is on steam for 5 bucks yeeeee))

Fun fact: "Smelly Cat" is actually about Smaug #TheMoreYouKnow

Why did they call Bilbo a burglar when they could have called him the Robbit?

#BecauseIDied i never got to tell bilbo i loved him

#BecauseIDied i never got to give thranduil a swift kick in the crotch

#BecauseIDied the line of Durin is ended

jeez can't a guy make a casual joke about his untimely demise anymore

@Actual_Balin HEY NOW

@Actual_Balin n-no...

@actual_bofur charmander defense attorney 🐈 WAIT NO :(

It is a day late but I will still accept valentines in the form of precious gems and gold

@Actual_Balin I am a gold digger. We are all literally gold diggers. We dig for gold. How do you think we got to where we are huh

@Actual_Balin IM SORRY FOR MAKING GENERALIZATIONS BEING PROPER IS NOT ONE OF MY PRIORITIES AT THIS TIME

@Actual_Balin @wife_of_kili thank you Balin

@Actual_Balin >.<

@wife_of_kili @Actual_Balin Kili how can he be? he's mostly hairless!

@wife_of_kili @Actual_Balin Kili i bet you think elves are attractive too #booo

@DisOakenshield 凸(｀⌒´ )凸