Denethor is under my bed i'm scared

I DROPED THE THUN THUN THUN WhA T WILL HAPPEN TO ME

So the hobbit premiere is behind us and yall disappear from twitter.

Tbh I missed every dialogue with thranduil during the movie i was too busy looking at his elk.

I want a little bit of Lou Bega

Never date cactuses they are cold souls and awful kissers.

[Thorin's emotional yet brutal harp solo plays in the distance]

Someone please tell the cockroaches living in my hat that they need to pay some rent otherwise i'll kick them out

I don't need a man to make me feel good. I need trees and probably 4 bananas.

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Looks like I'm back, probably just for like 4,5 seconds

I crave that vegetal.

I need more animals in my life yall feel me

Sorry for my absence I was hibernating with Beorn

The other day I stepped on a mushroom and I cried for 23 hours straight

Samwise Gamgee is my little bee teehee

It's not because I don't tweet it anymore that I'm not emotionally dead inside because of BotFA

Balin's beard has more structure than my life does

High on vegetables

I had a huge and deep conversation with Alfrid's unibrow the other day, he's a pretty cool guy after all.