.Ori J/k. Be safe. Always use a saddle kids.

"Bill the Horse: .Ori J/k. Be safe. Always use a saddle kids." #WiseAdvice

.The Dark Lord Sauron TERRIBLE I'M SUUURE [Edging away trying to reopen the doors to Moria]

.The Dark Lord Sauron Right! Maybe a nice vegetarian pizza? Don't tell the Ents though...hmm.

DAD @ Tolkien

*Patrick Stump voice* thanks Tolkien! ((happy birthday daddy love you))

Happy Birthday JRR. Thank you for paying attention even to an old worn stud & teaching that the lowliest oft play the most important parts.

.Radagast the Brown I have quests to embark upon! Also work....

.Shadowfax You & Samwise Gamgee should get together in a kitchen somewhere.

IMMA CRY Y'ALL. THEY DIDN'T FORGET ME. #TearsofJoy - frodrickvfs.tumblr.com/post/108556428…

#BAE #NEIGHHHH

But for real, this a wonderful ode to me and it made my horse-eyes well up: joshuafletchor.tumblr.com/post/108557910…

Which one of you low lifes stole my... HAAAY, there it is!! Never mind. We're cool now low lifes.

.JamesChats That's terrible. Don't worry. I won't attack you. I am no man. I'm a horse.

I'd better hoof it if I want to catch up on all of stuff on the LOTR accounts I've been missing. Get it?! HOOF IT?! #IMAHORSE

Person: Quit HORSIN' around! Me: ... Person: HAHAHA! You know cause you're a Me: DON'T...Just. Don't.

If I get 50,000 retweets can I take you to prom Zendaya

I'm sorry everybody. The horse-pun economy just wasn't sustainable. I should've listened to Shadowfax and got out while I was on top.

Church league softball update! Sorry not #CollegeGameday

Sup fam