Neigh #Neigh

Does anyone know if Dáin would be opposed to marrying a horse? #ThinkI'mInLove

And if he is then I'm happy to just pledge eternal servitude, anything's better than nothing!

♪♫~~And I'm already royal, rooyy-aaallll~~♫♪

@Ingon_North B-but I'm tall and....and handsome!

R.I.P Gwendir you will be sorely missed. But I still reckon you got more overall screen time than me...probably :3

@Ingon_North Hats are a neccessity for the seasonal cheer! :)

@HobbitonsHeart Swords only get in the way. Just kick 'em in the face!

@HobbitonsHeart The kneecaps, they always make a good crunch too!

//NEW PIPPIN RP ACCOUNT not new to RP nor Tolkien. RT please and we'll have Second Breakfast together.

@Ingon_North Perhaps indeed!

On a quest to find a poster which shows the majesty of Dain, it does not go well

Finally saw The Battle of the Five Armies. The end credits were good.

I was raised by some branches and a bunch of ferrets and I still had a better family life than the Durin line

I ate some elf-grown carrots today. 8/10.

During to the winter time my berries turn to mistletoe; which later ends with Thranduil kissing everything… it's just awkward for everyone

What's better than a carrot? An apple.

Run, run, run!

I'm sorry everybody. The horse-pun economy just wasn't sustainable. I should've listened to Shadowfax and got out while I was on top.