Aye. It would be irresponsible from us. ...But I do wonder how an elk would turn out if we raised it together.

Probably....Like an elk. There's not much to it.

I think it would be the best elk ever.

Second best? x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

Your jokes will be the death to me. *Buries his face in his hands, tried to chuckle and failed* If this headache doesn't beat you to it. x.com/DwarvenLion/st…

I could put my face on the illustrations, if that makes things easier. x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

How many would you like to have? x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

Don't say anything bad about Daisy! Besides, there's also goats. x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

Cold? Is that supposed to work? Maybe I need some meat... It heals a lot of ailments, right? x.com/DwarvenLion/st…

Scorching weather. I've had to stay underground to keep up my complexion.

BUT THIS MAKES ME NOTHING LIKE A DWARF. THEY DON'T OWN THE UNDERGROUND!

You do?! *Clears his throat* Can I see it? x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

That's a lot... It seems the appropriate number! So... How is it done? x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

What if I braid their beards with glittery ribbons? x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

I don't know if you're aware of how happy that makes me. *Beaming* x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

*Wholeheartedly supports this* x.com/OfTheKindlyWes…

APPARENTLY there is some sort of... Moving picture documentary about Bilbo and I'm in it. Fabulously but not nearly enough.

OKAY... THERE ARE /THREE/????

Unless you're gagged. But that's nothing a series of coded taps can't solve. x.com/Thranduil_Fab/…

*Climbs out of a hole in the ground... not the cosy hobbit-sy type. Shakes off at least five different kinds of dirt* In case anyone was wondering... Yes, I've been living under a rock.