Not the most important issue but Mitt just isn’t a name

she was anemic and i was her iron man

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My favorite thing ever is when people say that college brainwashes you into being liberal. It’s almost as if....education...gives you perspective you otherwise wouldn’t have...and teaches you to think in different ways...and see things from other people’s shoes???

i love the nurturing gentle loving girls. y’know, the “mom friend”? LOVE THEM. used to be one in hs but i decided to go to a Christian college and they’re EVERYWHERE and so strong so compared to them i’m a bruh girl

I’m officially OFF THE MARKET! I’m still Single..I’m just giving up

why would they call it a grapefruit. there already is a grape fruit. it's called a grape. someone messed up here

me: decides not to make a purchase after i see shipping costs $20 also me, watching say yes to the dress atlanta: “why is their budget for a dress only $4,000?! they should have just bought yarn to knit a dress if their budget is so low”

Finally, insomnia explained.

still can't believe shrek was so popular that all of scotland adopted his accent

Uh oh! Maybe people who don’t understand the scientific community shouldn’t be allowed to comment on discoveries regarding a novel pandemic🤦🏼‍♀️

My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States

my toxic trait is i really think i could have been a popstar if my parents had been more supportive in my youth

haven't heard from the girls who pretended that fart jokes weren't funny in high school in a while, does anyone know if they're ok?

Can someone bring me a qtip my ear itches

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As Epicurus said, “Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.” Don’t forget that the purpose of money is to provide time to do what you want, when you want with the people you want. Money is a surrogate for time. It is a means to an end, not the end itself.

This is the rest of your life. Embrace this feeling