I have thought one billion times about everything

Ever since I ate cookie dough as a child I knew I liked it raw

i will bite the hand that fingers me if i so please.

you can tell by the tone of my emails that my body is kinda tea today

D’Angelo wrote the perfect love song then another one and another one and another one and another one

now i gotta start believing in love again in D'Angelo's honor

baseball is such a funny sport because you spend 7 straight months completely invested in a team and then the offense forgets how to hit in their biggest series in 8 years

I didn’t know they were having these celebrities actually dance omg I thought it was just them twirling around and struggling through a half assed waltz

Heyyyy I noticed you used one exclamation point instead of three or four in your last text. I’m just wondering what I did to make you hate me & wish I was dead

to do list today: - pine - yearn - desire - ruminate - grocery shopping - psychoanalyze myself - laundry

friend hooked up with some guy who kept asking her to make a sex tape and she told him “only if we shoot on 35mm”

😭😭

he WILL need to play shirtless next year tho according to me

Blue Jays vs Dodgers World Series

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good