Soon.

if i Had a boyfriend i would act really fuckign crazy and Then ask him if he thinks im crazy

you wouldn’t be overreacting if you killed him

Thoughts of what could’ve been

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

First in my bloodline to get played by a 2/10 chopped guy

me trying not to spend $150 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

texting the pissing me off man for some pissing me off

You should be able to leave work if you just realized you need to die

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

beautiful midwestern woman summer

diva cup users be like yea no its great i just have to put my entire hand up my pussy twice a day

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

Why the fuck would you put your sexy ass homeboy in your picture on Hinge???

me if i look in the mirror longer than 20 seconds

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

he let me hit cuz im visibly liberal

i hope this email kills us both instantly

always feel like a criminal after eating crumbl cookie fr that was hella wrong for me to do