#JoySports MP Issac Adongo apology accepted . See you at Old Trafford soon 🤝😊

Incase you need to tell our foreign friends to tweet in their languages! Swahili: Ruto lazima aondoke French: Ruto doit partir German: Ruto muss gehen Spanish: Ruto debe irse Italian: Ruto deve andarsene Portuguese: Ruto deve sair Dutch: Ruto moet gaan Chinese (Simplified):

Not to be dramatic but being financially stable requires the "selfishness" to protect your money from the emergencies of other people.

Seeing a Christmas bonus on your payslip 😁 Seeing HMRC have took 65% of it 😫 What is the fucking point

The border crossing scene in SICARIO is up there with the greatest scenes of all time.

No matter how geeked I get I know not to ever grip no toilet bowl

they are so sweet & respectful when they don’t see you everyday 🥺🥺

Condition ya mattress yako ndio husema masaa utahama.

Only GTA veterans know how hard this mission was in our childhood.

life doesn’t care about your sob story, lock in and change your situation

Side stroke+ Neck grab combo 😮‍💨

£25 for a Sunday Roast in London is fairly common these days. I can make one for 10 people for that. About 10 years or so the avg cost would have been £12/13. Wages haven’t doubled in that time. In my case they’ve hardly gone up much at all in that time. Is it any wonder?

That time Concorde visited Nairobi, Kenya in 1988.

Tukiachana hutaskia of my existence for the rest of your life.

Calculating my substance abuse bill for the weekend

don't listen to them. buy the $5,000 high milage luxury car.

Everyone’s too comfortable in the UK man they work their 9-5 and that’s it. No desire to add value, no desire to learn or hone skills that will make money.

wagwan wadau! its madina! KENYA I LOVE YOU! and REESE said HIIIIIII