'You're hurting your cause!' I shout at you about your cause, which I fucking hate.

Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm

it’s friday boys

Democracies don’t send militarized forces after students who are exercising their constitutional right to protest.

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

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the speed with which the US administrative state can spin up its gears when it actually wants to is still astonishing

I sleep well knowing that Japanese bully each other over what western cartoons they watch like we do with anime

What do you call it when cops start doing this to journalists?

Most crossovers built today will be completely forgotten in 25 years. The Aston Martin DBX707 won't be among them. thedrive.com/car-reviews/20…

if you call it X, we know where you were on January 6th

this transcends language barriers

There is no evidence of a prescription stimulant “crisis,” other than people not being able to access their prescribed meds. Worth noting DEA has no medical personnel & does not have the requisite knowledge to weigh in on medical issues but still tries to dictate medical practice

New excuse to ban accounts he doesn't like just dropped

a couple days ago a group of jocks picked up & tossed my cyber truck into the woods behind the parking lot & im still pissed off to this day

cyber truck has 'beg for mercy' feature enabled but that did not stop varsity star quarterback from wiping 'JIZZ' on my $30k optional bumper

I've tried hard, but I've not come CLOSE to nailing the AI issue this well.

Excellent framing from the same paper that's tried to convince us for the last decades that it's a Crisis of Free Speech when a 20-year-old talks over Charles Murray