Ian Coldwater 📦💥(@IanColdwater) 's Twitter Profileg
Ian Coldwater 📦💥

@IanColdwater

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. They/them. Legacy verified. Stay punk 🏴

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linkhttps://hachyderm.io/@ian/ calendar_today20-03-2016 01:42:51

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Luna(@lunasorcery) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Did you know? I curate a gallery of procedural artworks by various demosceners — each piece was rendered by an executable program no larger than 4096 bytes:

executable.graphics

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Ben Sandofsky(@sandofsky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Austen Allred, CEO of Lambda School, was just personally fined $100,000 for “Deceiving Students and Hiding Loan Costs,” and ordered to stop collecting from graduates. I think this saga is coming to a close.

consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsr…

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Marino Wijay(@virtualized6ix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Earlier this year things got a bit tough, folks came through for me in very unexpected ways.

I paid it forward when I was able to.

Wednesday I woke up to some extremely uplifting news: a friend landed their next gig 😊

If your super power is networking, use it to help others.

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cron mom(@sophaskins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey! remember these? “ShipIt” discs where you could request a free physical copy of Ubuntu?

Do you have some? I want to collect as many variations / versions as possible! I will pay you for them!

hey! remember these? “ShipIt” discs where you could request a free physical copy of Ubuntu? Do you have some? I want to collect as many variations / versions as possible! I will pay you for them!
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥(@IanColdwater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

SYN: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
ACK: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
SYN: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
ACK: So tell me what you want, what you really really want

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tef(@tef_ebooks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

seeing people mad online about 'uwubernetes'

lol

'sure i may use a linux distro named after toy story characters, i've regularly download libraries named after pokémon, and for some reason every company has a slack boy named heimdall, but this is too much'

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥(@IanColdwater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can handle the random commenters on that viral post calling me annoying, but I draw the line at people accusing me of living in California. Rude!

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matty stratton(@mattstratton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you interrupt me using your app with a notification saying “Do you love THISAPP?” I can assure you the answer will be “no”.

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Natalie Davis is rejuvenated(@codeFreedomRitr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nah, y’all don’t get it. On paper I was never supposed to win. NEVER. I set my own standards and I work hard. While my heart goes out to those who didn’t have the same combination of luck and skills, I’m also real proud of me.

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Joseph Cox(@josephfcox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

New from 404 Media: a spy site is scraping Discord, archiving users’ messages/activity across servers including what voice channels they join, and then selling access to that data for as little as $5. We tested it out, it works. Discord investigating 404media.co/a-spy-site-is-…

New from 404 Media: a spy site is scraping Discord, archiving users’ messages/activity across servers including what voice channels they join, and then selling access to that data for as little as $5. We tested it out, it works. Discord investigating 404media.co/a-spy-site-is-…
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Kat 2fragz Cosgrove(@Dixie3Flatline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am honored to announce the release of Kubernetes v1.30: Uwubernetes! The furries who handle all of your infrastructure will love it.

kubernetes.io/blog/2024/04/1…

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Seamus Blackley(@SeamusBlackley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m thinking of everyone today; your struggles, your victories, this amazing, glorious, insane, excruciating existence we all share. Be good to one another. I love ya!

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