Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus: for voluntarily surrendering your dictatorial powers to return to your farm (not once but twice!) you are named our bag fumbler of the month

Enjoying Pizza Hut in the Baghdad Green Zone in 2004

paul mua’dib at every minor inconvenience in Dune Messiah:

Oh wow lol

This whips

Always praise in public and criticize in private. if your waiter does a bad job, leave a 25% tip, but follow him into the kitchen and try to put his finger on the grill for a couple seconds

making fun of students bravely putting their lives & futures on the line to protest a genocide is just a little laugh but do NOT come for her personal branding!!!!

At what point do you as a scientist start asking “is this stuff ontologically evil”

baseball twitter has a new Kiké Hernández problem

hey wait! you never told us why we don't have healthcare!

no private cars in our nation's capitol larger than this should be allowed

1st AB of the series lmao no way

winning an argument by posting a three minute mad men clip is next level