The #Tories have spent 14 years putting millions on #NHS waiting lists, and *now* they wonder why people are off sick?
#SickNoteSunak #sicknote

Frost disappeared for a bit…

Then popped up again to kindly remind us how much of a massive bellend he is.

Belgium's message to Farage and Braverman: 'In Etterbeek, Brussels City and Saint-Josse, the far-right is not welcome.'

Spot on.

Mayor moves to shut down National Conservatism Conference in Brussels news.sky.com/story/politics…

I don't know about you, but I'm delighted that the entire Tory Party, along with all Tory-supporting newspapers, are calling for MPs' tax affairs to be made public. I say bring it on - Rayner's £1500 would become a non-story overnight.

#AngelaRayner

'And I replied with this photo. How was I supposed to know he was Russian?'

Yes, Andrew D*yle has blocked me too.

I'd like to think it is solely because I'm not a raving fascist, but folks, he published a book this week and the block tweets got him trending.

Ignore.

Presumably made with gammon.

Headlines you never thought you'd see, number 1437:
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You do know the bloke was born in a stable, right, #Conservatives ?

When #AprilFoolsDay jokes become reality...

Meanwhile, away from the world of imaginary terrorists rowing across the Channel...

From ⁦Private Eye Magazine⁩

I mean, I'm normally rabidly anti-discriminatory, but might just let this one slide.
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

I agree wholeheartedly with Jeremy that the minimum wage ought to be set at £100,000.

theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Imagine getting dressed, making your own way to the studio and then actually saying this on national tv?

Exam question for next A Level Stats paper: If 50% of the politicians now foaming at the mouth about a flag, had been half as riled up about #NHS waiting lists and Covid in care homes, how many dead people would still be alive today?

Express your answer to the nearest 10,000.

For what it's worth, I think we should change the flag to match the shirt.

Oh, and why are we talking about this rather than the *£125* fans have to shell out to Nike for a shirt doubtless made on the back of cheap labour?

#EnglandFootball

news.sky.com/story/nike-eng…

Esther McVey, Minister for Common Sense, and her husband talk a lot about wasteful public spending. But how careful are they with your money in their own lives? We’ve found out. 👀

Eight years, five PMs, and countless flavours of 'Take Back Control' since Frosty and crew sold 17m people a #Brexit dud, he still can't admit that it's a big world and nations have to work together.

If it's isolation you want David Frost, do us a solid and sod off to N Korea.