just had the most awful nightmare that I launched a podcast

here is the clip, can we give it a Bafta please

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 In the legendary words of football commentating legend, #BarryDavies ,
“Just look at her face, JUST LOOK AT HER FACE!”

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 Well done to John o'Farrell for calling out the BBC for their poor populist journalism. But then, see how quickly Laura K. dismisses him and moves to a Tory to defend it. Unbelievable!
Just when I thought I'd seen it all.

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 I think you could have stopped at 'Victoria Atkins on #bbclaurak is limited'. 🤣 That'd have covered it.

BREAKING: Victoria Atkins on #bbclaurak is “limited in what I am able to say” and “cannot give a running commentary” but also that this is “not my department” and “we will keep it under review”. Pretty shocking stuff.

“do you have 10 Years to Save The West by Liz Truss?

….and would you mind burning it to a pulp? Thank you so much”

Elon Musk has taught me that with effort, a strong entreprenueurial spirit, an emerald mine, a lot of exploitation, self-dealing, white privelege, a bad hair transplant, supplemental testosterone, a charity that gives money to itself, ecstasy, ketamine, weed, cocaine, Ozempic,…

the Tories are now down to 19% in the polls which is incredible it’s that high

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 I had a cheese problem a few years back and it really grated on me

(((Dan Hodges))) but if Angela Rayner really was a tax avoider everyone at the Daily Mail would be fine with that

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (((Dan Hodges))) Shouldn’t Dan Hodges have a word with his publisher if he’s really concerned with tax dodging?

I might have to check into rehab for a bit my addiction to cheese and chive dip is getting seriously out of control

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 Looks like he met his Waterloo...

BREAKING: Kevin Pietersen has just been found weeping in a corner at Victoria station because he saw a scary double decker bus

in the almighty battle today between Matt Le Tissier and Kevin Pieterson to be the world's biggest nutsack on Twitter I declare them both losers

BREAKING: Dan Hodges has barricaded off an entire Wetherspoons in East Finchley and won't let anyone out until Angela Rayner has released her council tax form or something

England cricket captain Andrew Strauss once called his ex team mate Kevin Pieterson “an absolute cunt” while commentating and well he would know