Everyone is critical of British cuisine but if you think that our food is bad you're going to lose your minds when you see our everything else.

A rare photo of the UK leaving the planet out of sheer embarrassment over its leaders and the opposition.

I think the thing advertisers misunderstand is that no one has any money

My entirely normal response to my gym's Personal Trainer after my holiday when all I want is to watch TV

lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

'What really took place' was you ignored countless warnings, ruined the economy, and are now shamelessly monetising your catastrophic failure.

Your mind is like a dazzlingly high tech stealth weapon: impossible to detect, but still capable of inflicting massive damage.

I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.

A reminder that the 'small boats' problem could be fixed tomorrow if the UK government wanted it to be. The offer from France to set up a processing centre in France, staffed by UK immigration staff has been consistently rejected by British.
They need the boats to continue.

And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…

See also:

- The wealthy will leave if Blair wins (they didn't)
- The wealthy will leave if the top rate tax goes to 50% (they didn't)
- The wealthy will leave if we introduce a minimum wage (they didn't)
- and the wealthy will invest more if we leave the EU (they didn't)

As a lifelong Labour voter, I firmly believe Angela Rayner should be investigated ... the moment we've finished investigating hundreds of Tory MPs, peers and donors who are tax avoiders, scam artists, sexual predators, bullies, racists, homophobes, or profoundly corrupt.

Gen X out here like Oh well whatever never mind

7. Kakistocracy

A state ruled and run by the least competent.

Or a political system which seems to reward and promote the people who are least qualified.

I still can’t believe my boyfriend is in so much debt that we can’t get married but I’ve taken things into my own hands now and nicked the money from my boss, if only it wasn’t raining so much, I’m so tired, oh look there’s a motel

eclipses don’t impress me. i am abruptly overcome by darkness every day

I love her so much! 'I have enough makeup on to season a fvcking wok'. 😆

Yelling 'I'M WALKING HERE' at a tectonic plate

This is fine for a country like Finland, but how would it work here, in a country where we don't want to do that

'we've given everyone's phone numbers to a man we met off Grindr by mistake'