What a ridiculous piece of toe rag Lisa Burns clearly is. This MeGain mouthpiece needs throwing in the funny farm.

Am I take it that officers of the Metropolitan Police might get offended if I were to go around being 'openly Anglican' or 'openly atheist' also? #MetPolice #Jewish #Muslim #Anglican #RomanCatholic #Palestinian #religion #shame #disgrace #rank #appalling #PoliceBrutality #police

Political quote of the century from the lady at the heart of the Mark Menzies affair:

'How many chances are you giving this man? We’ve had the Brazilian rent boy, the drunk dog, and now this.”

thetimes.co.uk/article/a6f5ac…

Facebook just suggested new friends. Obviously not real non-sweaty, Pizza Express loving Prince Andrew, but I've also had Paul McCartney & even cretinous creep Michael Barrymore; why would anyone want to be pretend to be any of 'em? #PrinceAndrew #MichaelBarrymore #PaulMcCartney

Dear Metropolitan Police, you have abandoned policing ‘without fear or favour’. You have chosen the side you want to be on. Millions of Londoners will never forgive you. It’s over.

The unusual thing that inspired my career path was that I happened to be in the last restaurant in UK that Ghislaine Maxwell was seen in. Ironically she was there for a party for victims of sex trafficking. I've been writing about her ever since. #BBCSaturdayLive Nikki Bedi

Matthew Steeples Nikki Bedi I could not believe that the Cash & Rocket car rally organisers invited her on a female only car rally to raise money for victims of sex trafficking. As you have pointed out repeatedly, she'd already been named in court documents in 2008 and they hadn't bothered checking in 2019

‘Known to have used male prostitutes’ is Mark Menzies’ entry in the whips’ spreadsheet (which could use an update). No risk of kompromat there then! Now they’ve started tying him up & demanding a ransom for his release. Can’t make this shit up 😂😂😂

In Mark Menzies story the bit that jars me most is where his member of staff, paid for by the tax payer is called to give their own money & turn up to what appears to be a criminal scene. In any other profession the person would be sacked on the spot for endangering junior staff

Big questions for Richard Holden MP and Simon Hart when a local aide says she warned the Conservative Party three months ago their MP, Mark Menzies, used funds to pay “bad people” holding him in a house.

Today’s @DailMirror splash.

Daisy Cooper MP 🔶 The allegations made by Menzies amount to kidnap and extortion, which technically could carry a life imprisonment sentence. That the Tories should cover this up and not report it to the police is unconscionable.

It’s completely shocking that the Conservative Party sat on their hands and reportedly did nothing about the Mark Menzies allegations for more than three months.

It’s only right that the Conservative’s Chief Whip is investigated for potentially breaching the ministerial code.

Rishi Sunak says he's on a mission to end 'sick note' culture. Perhaps he can start with some of the messages being sent by his own MPs

Note the rosebuds in the background. On the left is Merlin Holland, my special guest on today's new episode of Rosebud therosebudpodcast, timed to coincide with Elizabeth II's birthday. Merlin's mother was The Queen's make-up adviser. His father was the son of Oscar Wilde.

At my London Mayor charity gig, I took questions from the wonderful audience. Like this one… #VoteBinface #BindependenceDay

What a superb way to describe one’s condition.

Tom Harwood A reminder that joke journalist, Tom Harwood, shared a studio with Laurence Fox.

Joke father, joke husband, joke actor, singer, and politician.

No wonder he doesn’t get Binface.

So , Richard , what attracted all the racists to your party?

#bbcqt

#bbcquestiontime

FAO FyldePolice

As a concerned member of the public and tax payer, I wish to report Mark Menzies (MP for Fylde) as there appears to be evidence he has used campaign funds to pay prostitutes, a ransom and personal medical expenses.

Please acknowledge this report by DM.