I hope the Iron Bank enjoyed my father's singing. If they agree to donate us his weight in gold, we can make him stop.

#ThingsNotToBringToAFuneral The head of the person you decapitated.

@TheAssy1337 uh he can't hear me! What with being dead.

#ThrowbackFriday 'Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?' - Season 2, True King Renly <3

#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words If Renly lived...

As it turns out, there's no wine in prison. Or beverages of any kind. Who knew? It's barbaric!! #PrisonProblems

#FearTheWalkingDead The White Walkers? Ha! Just a fanciful fairy tale!

#MyCountryIn3Words Short life expectancy. #Westeros

#MasculinitySoFragile that they won't even shave their armpits. Barbarians.

#MasculinitySoFragile that they can't even handle being beaten in battle by a sword swallower.

#WordsToLiveBy Don't marry in Westeros.

#HowDidWeEndUpHere Renly's dead, Tommen is King, and I've been arrested for buggery!

#ElectionDay? What is an election? The Iron Throne can only be won through bloodshed and backstabbing!

I think we should hold an 'election' in Westeros! I mean, I'm super pretty & popular, it must be in the bag! #KingLoras #BowDown

I don't think Cersei likes me very much, but she's shagging her own brother so hardly a measure of good taste. #KingLoras

#YouWereSoHotUntil you got assassinated by a shadow. RIP Renly <3

#BloodofmyBlood 'Atone for my sins?!' Thanks but no thanks. I'm fine here. The room service at the sept prison is quite tasty.

Excuse you, I have taste!! x.com/kiramko/status…

What is all the fuss about 'hold the door?' If someone could hold the door so I can get out of here then that would be grand.

Wish I could attend #Pride2016 but I'm otherwise occupied. In a dungeon in case anyone's forgotten.