Blood comes out red Bruises are blue I’ve got no balls I used to have two #HappyValentinesDay

Wouldn’t put it past Ramsay Bolton to cut out my own heart and give it to me as a Valentine’s gift. He’s thoughtful like that, my master. ❤️

@Macbeth210 That’s a thing of beauty! May you always find your way back to the sea, brother.

@NedsArya I like your optimism. Cersei Lannister

Sometimes, when I hear a commotion outside, I hope and pray that this might be the cause…

I have spent my whole life In ruins Because of people who are “nice” #FavoriteSongLyrics #Morrissey #Starks

#DearMe Don’t look for love where there is none, be content with being fed and clothed. You’ll never be a Stark, but that’s ok, just be YOU!

Also, enjoy sowing your wild oats. No, really, I mean it. Shag everything that has a pulse, your world could end tomorrow. #DearMe

@YourPowerIsMine Do you love it? It's me, wrapped up warm in Winterfell.

#MyTombstoneIn5Words Finally Reunited With His Penis.

.Crucifi❌io | 盗品ドラゴン Thanks for the sympathy, it's a rare commodity for me these days. Like chewing my own food or pissing up walls.

And that's how Cersei got Hep C.

@IamWesterosi Not really. It's Joffers, surely? @GoTSeasons

Not enough of me in that latest #GameOfThrones episode. But then, there's not enough of me, period, since the "accident".

Well fuck you Jon "I don't want to be a Stark, thanks anyway!" Snow! I'd have done anything, ANYTHING to be a Stark and you threw it away.

.Stannis Baratheon if you want to legitimise another "almost" Stark to do your bidding, I'll be waiting in the kennels for your raven. Write me.

@SSBBguys Story of my life.

#DescribeYourSexLifeInATVShow Deadwood.

Theon Greyjoy You know how much I enjoy broadcasting your prowess. Jeyne Poole Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen.

@skizraelevitz I hope I survive long enough to actually write the sequel!