Ian Hislop, 'When Rishi Sunak was Chancellor, he said the Rwanda bill was a terrible idea. So he's now putting through a bill he didn't want anyway. Was set up by Boris Johnson. Remember him? So much of what he did went so well. And he thinks this is going to save him from defeat…

Paula Barker MP Chris Webb Rachel Hopkins MP Navendu Mishra Tanmanjeet Singh Dhesi MP Hi Chris, can ExcludedFighter ExcludedUK expect a response from you any time soon?.

While yourself and The Labour Party continue to ignore this scandal, the Liberal Democrats contender standing against you Andrew Cregan has made contact.

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#AngusUpdate was ill for the 2nd time in a month this week. The vet's given him an injection, tablets & a temporary diet that involves giving him just 25% of his normal daily portion & slowly increasing. I feel awful. He was rescued from hunger & now he's suffering it again.💔

New: we were told Brexit would make food cheaper.

Next week, border checks on EU imports begin which will make food more expensive.

Analysis for ITV News shows the government’s BTOM could add £8.50 a month to the average household shop.

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Every day, another ingenious 4D chess argument for why a prime minister 20 points behind in the polls is about to call an election. He really isn't.

That Jill Woman 🇨🇵 The hot air gun (that is his mouth) is melting the glue.

It's trying to escape

They say you shouldn't meet your heroes but Dara Ó Briain is a definite exception to that rule.
We all know he's a comedy legend, but he's also a gifted science communicator and Gaeilgeoir, who is happy to encourage a beginner like me. A genuinely nice guy.

Farrukh Bloke From Barnsley #Is #Sisu #Thorn Jeeze - not only does he manage to insult EVERY UK GP, he shoes in non- clinicians - how much longer do we have to put up with their BS? Just Fuc*ing CALL IT SUNAK!

Fiona Bruce, 'The government wants GPs no longer issue sick notes, who are these specialised experts?'

Chris Philp, 'They'll be trained to identify what people can do.. GPs are under pressure might be a little too quick to sign off a sick note' #BBCQT

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Let's face it, if you're capable of #JamFirst , you're capable of this:

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Bloke From Barnsley #Is #Sisu #Thorn

It’s always my fault, isn’t it.

chin up laurence, think of it as a money divorce

What's your point?

What point are you trying to make with this crazy AI montage?

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I’m guessing her grandad fought against fascism, so she probably considers him the enemy.

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I love how the word 'atone' wears its heart on its sleeve. It began as 'at one', because to atone is to bring back unity. Atonement is really 'at-one-ment'.

In the same way, 'alone' began as 'all one'.

Angela van den Bogerd - portrayed in the TV drama as Paula Vennells’s right-hand woman - gives evidence to the Post Office inquiry today.

She and Vennells are the two key Post Office execs due to appear during this stage. Expecting a large turnout of subpostmasters today.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning. We will remember them. #AnzacDay