If I had 20 credits for every time I've caught Shepard staring at my arse then I wouldn't have to work for this stupid racist organisation.

#DescribeMassEffectIn3Words Shut up Jacob.

#DescribeMassEffectIn3Words Engine room. Now.

#DescribeGalaxyOfFantasyIn3Words Level 37 Justicar.

I accept nothing but the best....looking at Jacob I can see The Illusive Man does not share that view.

#HappyFriendshipDay to the crew of the Normandy SR2, I'm proud to know you all. Not you Jacob. Never you.

This is the writer account for Miranda Lawson Zevran Arainai and Vivienne. I will NEVER tweet OOC on those accounts so follow me!!

Did someone let off a stink bomb or is Jack nearby?

#StoryOfMyLifeIn4Words I'm better than you.

#StoryOfMyLifeIn4Words Engine room. 5 minutes.

#StoryOfMyLifeIn4Words Nobody's perfect. Except me.

Me and Shepard have an agreement whereby if anything goes wrong on a mission we frame Jacob in the reports, even if he wasn't there.

Everybody has opinions. Except for me, I have facts.

How many times do I have to tell you Shepard, I knew nothing about the clone!!

Jacob the only good suggestion you've come up with since joining the Normandy is your self sacrifice.

Samara if your code gives a black and white, definitive answer to every choice you could ever face does that mean it covers spit or swallow?

Asking for a friend.

If I hear one more person refer to the drink they are having at Purgatory as cheeky then I'll put a cheeky bullet between their eyes.

Yo Subject Zero what's good?

#FamousLastWords "In theory any biotic could handle it"